That’s what he said.
No it’s not a re-hash of a joke from The Office. Someone actually said that to me today. Me!
It was laundry day so I was wearing yoga capris, a fancier shirt (cuz it didn’t have to get washed) but with a sports bra. Didn’t even brush my hair, just put it up in a ponytail. Haven’t plucked anything in a long time so there are hairs everywhere (hirsutism FTW). Basically I was a semi-decently dressed mess.
I was at Winners, just looking around. And then some guy walked passed me and winked at me. (squeal!). But we both just walked away to do our shopping. A few minutes later I saw him again so I jokingly asked him why he was stalking me… and that’s when he said it!
Exchange phone numbers. Yada yada yada. You know how it goes.
But he phoned me a few minutes later because he saw me walk past Superstore. Dang I missed the call cuz I was already driving! He wanted to see if I had time for coffee then!
Good day today.
Tall, dark, black guy. French. Accent. Yummy!
…. but he called me beautiful. That never happens.