…Driving: Whenever I listen to the songs “Barracuda” by Heart or “Learning to Fly” by the Foo Fighters on the radio, I’m always expecting to hear the cracks from someone screwing up while playing Rock Band.
…Bra shopping: Freaking hell!! She’s putting me in an H cup, and it’s too small! For one style a J fit perfectly! And yet I can’t find a bra that gives me the shape I want. Anyone want some of my boobs?
…At Old Navy: When did Old Navy get so casual? They used to have some dressier stuff (like my possible date shirt) but you can’t get them there any more.
…Trying on Maidenform slenderizers: I’m not going to subject myself to the torture of wearing Spanx-like things under my clothes for the date. He already knows what I look like and wants it. Besides, what if you want to do something intimate? Do you excuse yourself and then spend 20 minutes in the bathroom trying to free your rollls of their cocoon?