…backing out of a parking stall: Some people can be really inconsiderate! Clearly, you can see me backing out because you swerve around me! And the next person can also see me backing out. Three in a row decide to go past me instead of waiting for me to finish backing out! It’s a good thing I’m a really good driver, or those people would have had me back into them.
…watching an exercise-related infomercial: I hate these things. Especially when you get the young, fit woman saying “If I can do it, anyone can do it.” Because really, you’re the person that is least likely to be able to do whatever it is they’re selling? Now, if a no-arm and no-leg, 1000 lb person can do it, then I’ll believe that anyone can do it.
…on the movator: What’s wrong with that woman? At least she has her man in front of her. Going down the movator is bad enough in flip flops because of the angle, so I don’t know how she manages to go on it in 4 inch heels! I know I would topple right over if I didn’t have someone in front of me.
…at the dollar store: There’s a new fad going around with pre-teens: HELIUM. Every time I go to the dollar store, there’s a group of kids hanging outside, breathing in the voice-raising gas. And then they go back inside for more balloons. I hope the store soon has a policy of not selling the helium balloons to anyone under the age of 16.